I used to have a little stuffed gorilla named George.
My best friend Craig had a stuffed bear named Tabitha.
Sometimes craig would put his mom's lipstick on Tabitha.
One day George and Tabitha decided to get married.
They exchanged vows...
...kissed...
But then Craig and I thought it was gross that our stuffed animals got married to each other.
George and Tabitha got a speedy divorce.
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