Archie Sags

One time Archie came to our door...

...and he was "sagging".

We didn't know what sagging was.

We didn't know that sagging was supposed to be cool.

All we knew was that we could see Archie's underwear...in public.

So we said to Archie,

"Archie! We can see your underwear!"

Archie smiled,

"It's called sagging...everybody's doing it...it's very cool."

We just stared at his Hanes peeking through.

Archie smiled.

Then he dropped his pants ALL the way down to his ankles.

"See?" Archie said, "Cool."

I still don't think that was cool.